These are the football games I’ll be watching this weekend. Friday 7:00 PM – FacebookEllsworth Panthers vs. Somerset Spartans – I have no rooting interest in this one. I’m leaning Ellsworth. Saturday 11:00 AM – FoxOregon Ducks @ Ohio State Buckeyes – Football. 6:00 PM – FS1Wisconsin Badgers vs. Eastern Michigan Eagles – I was […]
I’ve long believed that Andrew Luck stood in a class of his own when it came to the sheer dorkiness of his laugh. Then I watched this season of Hard Knocks (terrible season by the way). And we now have a challenger: Ezekiel Elliott. The challengers: Andrew Luck Ezekiel Elliott OK, not the greatest montages […]
Rocket Mortgage brings us today’s gem folks. OK, I’ll bite. How dumb is this guy? I am incapable of understanding the stupidity this man demonstrated. Even if you actually thought there was money inside your walls, would you just take a god damn hammer to your walls? No, because you have at minimum a semi-functional […]
On Thursday April 1, 2021, the world’s greatest cooking competition returns. In honor of this glorious event, I will now rank the previous 17 winners. I used a complicated formula that included how much I liked them. 1. Richard Blais – Season 8 Look at that face. Genuine surprise even though he body bagged everyone. […]
Oh wow, no shit. Stats on stats on stats. “But I don’t know what that all means, Nick.” It means you’re the MVP. That’s not news. Uhh, engaged? Fiancé? Now that’s news. Much like most news, I don’t really care about it, but it’s news. Aaron Rodgers avoiding trade talk and dropping this bomb from […]
Personally, I get a certain image in my head. If it wasn’t for the magic of film and television, I couldn’t describe it because there’s nothing high class about the way I eat. I picture lavish meals, expensive suits, and power brokers making the world go ’round. Something like Succession. Or maybe a little Steak […]
On more than three occasions, it has been suggested to me that I must be a different person at home than I am at work. Well once upon a time the website facebook.com was much different than it is now. Like, completely different. And as a part of your profile, you could put your favorite […]
As I ran down my stairs in sandals with what could only be described as world-class speed, I thought, “Wow, you’re still really good at this.” It got me thinking. So here’s a list of things at which I am elite. In no particular order: running down stairs clicking my tongue loudly spitting great distances […]
As I performed the nightly ritual of stumbling from sleeping on the couch to sleeping in my actual bed, a chilling thought crossed my mind: how are American soap operas holding up in the world we live in today? In that fleeting moment I hadn’t even considered the pandemic. I’m sure that had an affect, […]
No I’m not talking about large child and younger child. We’re more of acquaintances. I’m talking about the Amazon television progrum The Boys. Murder. Intrigue. Superheroes. Intrigue. It has it all. I am a fan of the Superhero genre. I own several Marvel movies. The Boys would be a natural fit into my viewing schedule, […]
