Power Ranking the Winners of Top Chef

On Thursday April 1, 2021, the world’s greatest cooking competition returns. In honor of this glorious event, I will now rank the previous 17 winners. I used a complicated formula that included how much I liked them. 1. Richard Blais – Season 8 Look at that face. Genuine surprise even though he body bagged everyone. […]

Aaron Rodgers is your NFL MVP

Oh wow, no shit. Stats on stats on stats. “But I don’t know what that all means, Nick.” It means you’re the MVP. That’s not news. Uhh, engaged? FiancĂ©? Now that’s news. Much like most news, I don’t really care about it, but it’s news. Aaron Rodgers avoiding trade talk and dropping this bomb from […]

I am who I am – Facebook Quote Edition

On more than three occasions, it has been suggested to me that I must be a different person at home than I am at work. Well once upon a time the website facebook.com was much different than it is now. Like, completely different. And as a part of your profile, you could put your favorite […]

A Comprehensive List of Things at Which I am Elite

As I ran down my stairs in sandals with what could only be described as world-class speed, I thought, “Wow, you’re still really good at this.” It got me thinking. So here’s a list of things at which I am elite. In no particular order: running down stairs clicking my tongue loudly spitting great distances […]

Like Sands Through the Hourglass

As I performed the nightly ritual of stumbling from sleeping on the couch to sleeping in my actual bed, a chilling thought crossed my mind: how are American soap operas holding up in the world we live in today? In that fleeting moment I hadn’t even considered the pandemic. I’m sure that had an affect, […]

I Love The Boys

No I’m not talking about large child and younger child. We’re more of acquaintances. I’m talking about the Amazon television progrum The Boys. Murder. Intrigue. Superheroes. Intrigue. It has it all. I am a fan of the Superhero genre. I own several Marvel movies. The Boys would be a natural fit into my viewing schedule, […]