I usually recommend having it on July 4th, but that’s just me. Get it? Cause July 4th is a day and also what we call Independence Day. So that’s probably the best day to have the 4th of July. Hahahahahaha. But of course that’s not what I meant. Not all 4th of Julys are created […]
In honor of my day, a very important ranking. 1. JET Clearly number one, it’s one of two settings that you’ll ever actually use. It’s functional and fun. Equally up to the task of cleaning up messes and mowing down your children in a water fight. Both very important. 2. SHOWER The other setting that […]
10. Frosty the Snowman -too cold 9. Drake -only loves his bed and his momma 8. a shepherd -prevent me from counting sheep, somehow, I don’t know, it made more sense at 2am 7. Human torch -too hot 6. Beastie Boys -no sleep till Brooklyn 5. The Narrator/Tyler Durden from Fight Club -too chaotic 4. […]
Do I really need to explain this? biscuits the skin potatoes with gravy chicken potatoes without gravy coleslaw this chocolate chip cookie pop in a bag fries who gives a shit
On Thursday April 1, 2021, the world’s greatest cooking competition returns. In honor of this glorious event, I will now rank the previous 17 winners. I used a complicated formula that included how much I liked them. 1. Richard Blais – Season 8 Look at that face. Genuine surprise even though he body bagged everyone. […]
This isn’t so much a power ranking as it me just telling you my favorite lunches. I mean who really cares about the shitty ones? I’m just basing this off of my memory so I’m sure missing something. Nonetheless, this list is definitive. Some of the following pictures are not accurate depictions of my youth. […]
Today is the day: the NHL is finally back!!! It really gets going tomorrow night at 10 PM ET / 9 PM CT, Ducks @ Golden Knights, but whatever, semantics. Hockey is back, and I have emotions. With hockey returning (in case you hadn’t heard), I thought I’d do something very timely and Power Rank […]
Full disclosure, I have only watched three of these shows (the top three), but I stand by these rankings. They are final and not up for debate. 1. Curb Your Enthusiasm I’m playing a little fast and loose with the rules that I made up and didn’t tell anybody about. It’s not from the main […]
I take my power rankings very seriously (this one and the only other one I did), so when I realized how many assholes were actually in Home Alone, I knew I had my work cut out for me. I sat down and analyzed the data. You know what? It actually wasn’t that hard. Once I […]
It’s been a minute since I’ve studied my scripture, so I needed a little refresher on the order of the Ten Commandments. Not as straight forward as I remember. My word there are a lot of interpretations; the verbiage, the order, even the actual Commandments. I always thought religion was pretty cut and dried. Who […]
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