In case you weren’t aware, I have three children. Being the seasoned veteran that I am, I recently had someone pick my brain a bit about having kids. Did you always wants to have kids? How did you decide? Is it expensive? How do you balance everything? OK take it easy there pal. This is […]
2021. I’m almost positive you can’t relate, so just trust me when I say it was a challenging year. I only wrote like eight blog posts, so a “Top 10 Posts of the Year” list would normally be pretty difficult. But in 2020, maybe the best year in history, I wrote roughly 17 posts. And […]
The title says it all, but I’ll elaborate for you. Halloween is cool. I like it just fine. It’s not my favorite holiday (May Day), but it’s pretty sweet. For starters, if I don’t clean the cobwebs outside of my door, they just become decorations for like a month. Speaking of decorations: jack-o-lanterns. Those are […]
Mine was about 2+ months ago. I believe that my daughter being born 2+ months ago is a complete coincidence. But that’s a lot of laundry. Here’s what I’ve learned in my seemingly never-ending quest to keep my family’s wardrobe in tip-top shape: It never ends. These people… How many pairs of socks can you […]
I’ve been a father of three for about a month now. There were a lot of unknowns going into number three: What’s life going to be like with a third kid? Do I remember anything about babies? What vehicle are we going to buy? Daycare. When can I start buying hockey equipment? You know, the […]
Yesterday, sometime in the afternoon, the middle child stopped with a gasp. The missus had a look of shock on her face. I went over to look: he had blood on his lip and a hole in his mouth. “I lost my tooth.” Sure enough, there’s his tooth in is hand. It wasn’t really that […]
Including using this thing. Have you ever wanted a device to suck the snot out of someone’s nose? Then boy do I have the product for you. I know what you’re thinking, there must be more to this thing. There is not. You stick one end in the baby’s nose. You stick the other end […]
September 2, 2021. 7:05 PM. It was the baby. Please keep me in your thoughts tonight.
Today was the first day of school for the young(est) men in the family. They didn’t actually have school, we just met their teachers and dropped their stuff off. But it was still the first day. Semantics. Upon arrival, there was a table setup outside at which two aides were sitting. The Phy Ed teacher […]
About two or three or four nights ago (who can keep track anymore) I once again stumbled into bed after falling asleep on the couch. If you live with me, you know this isn’t that odd of an occurrence. On this night, however, I was for some reason pinned into place by our blanket. I’m […]
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