A Comprehensive List of Things at Which I am Elite

As I ran down my stairs in sandals with what could only be described as world-class speed, I thought, “Wow, you’re still really good at this.” It got me thinking. So here’s a list of things at which I am elite. In no particular order: running down stairs clicking my tongue loudly spitting great distances […]

Throwback Thursday – Grandmama

Do you love basketball? Yeah, me neither. But it spawns some great commercials. This originally was going to be about Larry Johnson and Grandmama, but then I realized how many great commercials are out there. This is starting to get pretty wordy, so videos. Gradmama – A Collection Modern Masterpieces Kobe LeBron Kobe & LeBron […]

The Problem with Stuff

I love stuff. I don’t really care about money. But I love stuff. So I have to work and make money. But really I just love stuff. The best part about stuff? Having it. The worst part? Not having it. I wouldn’t say I have a lot of stuff, but I have more than I […]

Evolution of Clothing

My kids’ clothes are, without question, cooler than mine were when I was a kid. They just make different clothes now, but they are exactly what I wish I could’ve worn as a youth. Lightweight. Athletic clothes. Bright colors. Swooshes. Basically what I wear now, but like, cooler, you know? I am genuinely jealous of […]

High Fashion – Sports Edition

See those beauties up there? Oakley has officially brought those bad boys back into the world. Arguably the greatest piece of eye wear ever created, we are getting them back 20 years later in honor of the Olympics that aren’t happening this year. If you missed out on the OVERTHETOP back in the day (of […]