Pixar’s latest flick, Luca, is coming out next week. It looks to be another lovely movie for the whole family. A beautiful coming-of-age tale about friendship or something. Cool story bro. What about the proliferation of adult themes in these movies? Death/murder. Whether or not living cars have organs. Characters named Lord Farquaad. You can […]
The other day I had an epiphany: soon I won’t have to rely solely on dad jokes. I can now add Father of the Bride quotes to the repertoire (unironically). I’m very excited. Here are some examples of the things you can come to expect from me for the rest of my life. “For two […]
Oh wow, no shit. Stats on stats on stats. “But I don’t know what that all means, Nick.” It means you’re the MVP. That’s not news. Uhh, engaged? Fiancé? Now that’s news. Much like most news, I don’t really care about it, but it’s news. Aaron Rodgers avoiding trade talk and dropping this bomb from […]
Godzilla vs. Kong is the upcoming fourth movie in the *checks notes* “Legendary MonsterVerse.” They include a Godzilla movie, a King Kong movie, and another Godzilla movie, one of which I have not seen (the second Godzilla one). Here’s the trailer. I mean that was about what I expected. CGI monster fighting extravaganza. Is Godzilla […]
Personally, I get a certain image in my head. If it wasn’t for the magic of film and television, I couldn’t describe it because there’s nothing high class about the way I eat. I picture lavish meals, expensive suits, and power brokers making the world go ’round. Something like Succession. Or maybe a little Steak […]
On more than three occasions, it has been suggested to me that I must be a different person at home than I am at work. Well once upon a time the website facebook.com was much different than it is now. Like, completely different. And as a part of your profile, you could put your favorite […]
I take my power rankings very seriously (this one and the only other one I did), so when I realized how many assholes were actually in Home Alone, I knew I had my work cut out for me. I sat down and analyzed the data. You know what? It actually wasn’t that hard. Once I […]
I’m not necessarily in any rush for things to get back to “normal” because I’m always looking for new ways to judge people. So I’m riding pretty high right now. One of the few things in life that I do enjoy however, is watching the occasional motion picture. Even in the best of times, I […]
EUREKA!!!! It’s Nightmare Before Christmas season, the best time of year. It’s the time of year where you can watch The Nightmare Before Christmas any and everyday if you so choose and your wife can’t look at you like you’re a total moron. Cherish these moments people. If you couldn’t already tell, I love The […]
I watched the cinematic classic Kicking & Screaming (2005, not 1995) with my kids the other day, because why not? As I was watching and gaining inspiration from Coach Phil Weston, I got to wondering; what are Massimo and Gian Piero up to these days? I’m sure you need no explanation as to who Massimo […]
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