True Growth as a Father

The other day I had an epiphany: soon I won’t have to rely solely on dad jokes. I can now add Father of the Bride quotes to the repertoire (unironically). I’m very excited. Here are some examples of the things you can come to expect from me for the rest of my life. “For two […]

Aaron Rodgers is your NFL MVP

Oh wow, no shit. Stats on stats on stats. “But I don’t know what that all means, Nick.” It means you’re the MVP. That’s not news. Uhh, engaged? FiancĂ©? Now that’s news. Much like most news, I don’t really care about it, but it’s news. Aaron Rodgers avoiding trade talk and dropping this bomb from […]

I am who I am – Facebook Quote Edition

On more than three occasions, it has been suggested to me that I must be a different person at home than I am at work. Well once upon a time the website facebook.com was much different than it is now. Like, completely different. And as a part of your profile, you could put your favorite […]

Private Movie Showings

I’m not necessarily in any rush for things to get back to “normal” because I’m always looking for new ways to judge people. So I’m riding pretty high right now. One of the few things in life that I do enjoy however, is watching the occasional motion picture. Even in the best of times, I […]

Tender Lumplings Everywhere

EUREKA!!!! It’s Nightmare Before Christmas season, the best time of year. It’s the time of year where you can watch The Nightmare Before Christmas any and everyday if you so choose and your wife can’t look at you like you’re a total moron. Cherish these moments people. If you couldn’t already tell, I love The […]