Foolproof Approach to Declining Birth Rate

As I was perusing Twitter this morning, I stumbled upon on this heartwarming piece. In China, where the birth rate is plummeting, *they are now letting families have three kids instead of two. In America, where the birth rate is also plummeting, I’m supposed to perform some thought exercise. For the sake of this blog […]

I’m a father with three kids

LeBron James said that one time. Actually it was twice. He also said he prefers that people don’t use disrespectful words towards him due to that fact. We have these things in common. Here’s a comprehensive list of things LeBron James and I have in common: three kids two sons and one daughter shouldn’t be […]

What my kids argued about today

The children that live in my house like to argue. About literally anything. Not sure where they get it from. Today they had a Nerf battle, a pretty standard affair in this household. They fought about when it was OK to shoot at each other, what darts they each got to use, and how the […]