Halloween Is Cool. Trick-Or-Treating Sucks.

The title says it all, but I’ll elaborate for you. Halloween is cool. I like it just fine. It’s not my favorite holiday (May Day), but it’s pretty sweet. For starters, if I don’t clean the cobwebs outside of my door, they just become decorations for like a month. Speaking of decorations: jack-o-lanterns. Those are […]

Hey Google, Turn on the Christmas Tree

This blog serves very little purpose other than giving me something to write about. But that’s about all the excuse I need right now. So let’s talk about Christmas decorations! I love them. True story. I guess to be more accurate, any decorations that are put up between October 1st and January 1st are just […]