I’ve Got Beef With the Tooth Fairy

Yesterday, sometime in the afternoon, the middle child stopped with a gasp. The missus had a look of shock on her face. I went over to look: he had blood on his lip and a hole in his mouth. “I lost my tooth.” Sure enough, there’s his tooth in is hand. It wasn’t really that […]

Mariah’s reign as the Queen of Christmas is over

At my place of employment we have something called “Retail Radio.” It’s exactly what it sounds like; it’s the station pumping an eclectic mix of music throughout the building. The only time it really changes is when they start playing the Christmas music. I enjoy the occasional yuletide tune, so I’m OK when the December […]

Hey Google, Turn on the Christmas Tree

This blog serves very little purpose other than giving me something to write about. But that’s about all the excuse I need right now. So let’s talk about Christmas decorations! I love them. True story. I guess to be more accurate, any decorations that are put up between October 1st and January 1st are just […]