Holy Matrimony

I haven’t written anything in 8 months, but I asked my wife this morning if I should share this anyway. She said I should, but then I had to go to hockey. I spent the rest of the day trying to maintain some level of control over my monsters with varying degrees of success. However, […]

Holy Matrimony

I originally wrote this last year to make it easier for me to relive my wedding day. If people wanted to read it, who am I to prevent them that joy? So here I am, re-sharing this story, as I will continue to do until the end of time. Editor’s note: It is now just […]

The Honeymooners

10 years ago to the year, I went on a honeymoon. My wife also went, which honestly was pretty cool of her. The short version is we went on a cruise, visited some warm (tropical?) locales, and overall had an amazing time. Pretty standard stuff. Here is the longer, more accurate version. My grandma was […]

False Advertising

It wasn’t too long ago that I went on a little trip. While on that trip, I stayed in a hotel. It was the nicest hotel I’ve ever stayed in. Amenities on amenities. Great restaurant. Hand sanitizer all over the place. I have no complaints. Oh wait yes I do. The hotel was nice. The […]

Holy Matrimony

I consider the day I got married to be the third best day of my life. Fourth best was Super Bowl XXXI, so you know how big of a deal September 18, 2010 is to me. As I was working through posts about vacations and iPhones and anniversaries, I had a brilliant idea. I could […]

National Lampoon’s Planning a Vacation

I don’t really like talking about myself, so I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but I have some time off coming up soon. Surprisingly, what with my lack of taking time off and my inability to be an adult, I don’t have a ton of experience planning a trip. In recent memory: went to a […]

Latest news on the iPhone 12

I sell cell phones for a living. Well, I don’t really, but people around me do. And that’s basically the same thing. I don’t really know that much about them (the people or the phones), but I have to have a certain amount of knowledge because I’m a responsible employee. Because of that I get […]

Unfair Advantage

It’s been an interesting year so far, huh? Amongst many other things, the clusterfuck known as 2020 has directly led to complete chaos in the sporting world. Maybe you don’t care about that, but it’s a pretty big deal in America. Most major sports have found some plan of action to move forward, some (hockey, […]