“Blog about me,” the younger child piped up. “Blog about you? What should I write about?” “About how I like hockey.” “What do you like about hockey?” “I like shooting and skating and passing and flipping the puck up high. And I like drills.” My youngest child likes hockey. He particularly enjoys shooting and skating […]
For your viewing pleasure. I have some thoughts. First, obviously this is remarkable and will win every award imaginable. Emilio Estevez is back as Gordon Bombay in this tour de force return to the ice. That guy from Letterkenny looks like he might be a funny dickhead. So that’s cool. The kid at the end […]
I’m not a Beatles fan. I’m sure they’re lovely, however I couldn’t tell you shit about them. Oh wait, yes I can. That one Christmas song is terrible. But like once a year, there’s this song that just pops into my head. You know how you just like certain foods better than other people (I […]
This isn’t so much a power ranking as it me just telling you my favorite lunches. I mean who really cares about the shitty ones? I’m just basing this off of my memory so I’m sure missing something. Nonetheless, this list is definitive. Some of the following pictures are not accurate depictions of my youth. […]
This is how it all started. Rockstar shit. But obviously not exactly how I wanted it to go. On to Plan B. The perfect cast. Works every time. Alright you got me. That isn’t really me. I just needed an excuse to post these songs and I couldn’t think of a backstory for Powerline for […]
Godzilla vs. Kong is the upcoming fourth movie in the *checks notes* “Legendary MonsterVerse.” They include a Godzilla movie, a King Kong movie, and another Godzilla movie, one of which I have not seen (the second Godzilla one). Here’s the trailer. I mean that was about what I expected. CGI monster fighting extravaganza. Is Godzilla […]
Did the Packers deserve to win? No. Is that going to stop me from burning down my neighborhood? Of course not. I could bitch and moan about a lot of things. But I won’t. I’m very mature. Just know that this football game has caused me great personal anguish. No questions at this time. Thank […]
Do I really need to say much more? Packer hero. Definition of shutdown in his prime. A couple of highlights. Side note: Tramon Williams. Nick Collins. Charles Woodson. Jesus we were spoiled. Glad to have you back, Tramon. Go Pack Go.
I run a tight ship around here. When I say “jump,” my kids say “in a minute.” So when I say it’s time for school, rest assured we’ll get there eventually. Here’s what that looked like yesterday (this could be literally any day). The setting: the boys are playing knee hockey in the basement, the […]
As far as I’m concerned, twitter is good for two things: sports and funny people. Here’s a great example of both of those things coming together. The bad part about twitter is that in the worst of times it’s a cesspool, and in the best of times it’s still pretty full of shit. This isn’t […]
