The New England Patriots have been terrorizing NFL teams and their fanbases for 19 years. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick teamed up to win the AFC East 17 times in that timespan, going to the Super Bowl nine times, and coming out as World Champions six times. That’s unparalleled success in the modern era. Arguably […]
I have like 20 blogs sitting in the drafts right now. More accurately, I have like 20 ideas with generic titles sitting in the drafts. They’ll come out sometime. Maybe. Here are the four from last week including the one I do every week. Thanks for reading.
I genuinely don’t understand how your brain works if you wear Packers gear while shopping during a Packer game. You should be thrown in to the Gulag. The real one, not the Call of Duty one. I think very little of you. Like, very little. Anyway, I missed the game today. I’m sure it was […]
After playing a game of “Will-They-Won’t-They” all summer, the Big Ten announced mid-September that they would in fact play a football season this fall. Giggity giggity. They weren’t going to start until late October, however, so we still had a ways to go. It would take a lot of focus and dedication by a lot […]
“This is the song that doesn’t end….” I’d continue, but it just goes on and on. If you’re somehow unfamiliar with the tune, it’s essential listening from Lamb Chop’s Play-Along. The ringleader and star of the song was none other than Charlie Horse. Lamb Chop was obviously the main attraction of Lamb Chop’s Play-Along, but […]
My children go through phases, as most children are wont to do, with just about everything: toys, books, food, pajamas, you name it. That also includes YouTube videos. Occasionally it’s wiffle ball or some NFL/NHL highlight reel. More often than not it’s some PBT NERF thing or Kingdom Wars gameplay. Lately though (like four days), […]
I wasn’t any less busy this week. Probably more so with iPhone 12 coming out, ever heard of it? But this is an entirely selfless enterprise and I do it all for you, the people. A comprehensive list of the last week’s blogs:
For some reason that I’ve yet to figure out, my retail job, a profession that largely relies on weekend business to be successful, keeps scheduling me on the weekends. The Green Bay Packers, a football team that plays in a league that largely plays games on the weekends, also continue to play games on the […]
This family’s nephew/cousin plays for the Ellsworth Football Panthers. Every Friday night we stream the game from the comfort of our home because of social distancing and the fact we don’t live in Ellsworth. Also it’s comfortable. I mean it’s snowing in October people. Anyway. At some point last night, large child decided he wanted […]
As I performed the nightly ritual of stumbling from sleeping on the couch to sleeping in my actual bed, a chilling thought crossed my mind: how are American soap operas holding up in the world we live in today? In that fleeting moment I hadn’t even considered the pandemic. I’m sure that had an affect, […]
