Back to School

Today was the first day of school for the young(est) men in the family. They didn’t actually have school, we just met their teachers and dropped their stuff off. But it was still the first day. Semantics. Upon arrival, there was a table setup outside at which two aides were sitting. The Phy Ed teacher […]

I Can Sleep Like a Normal Person Again

About two or three or four nights ago (who can keep track anymore) I once again stumbled into bed after falling asleep on the couch. If you live with me, you know this isn’t that odd of an occurrence. On this night, however, I was for some reason pinned into place by our blanket. I’m […]

This Post Isn’t About Me

I’m not a hero. I mean OK, sure, I haven’t run in over a year. I still can’t walk up the stairs without getting winded from the pneumonia I had five months ago. I put a crib together today. But my boys are in a youth track club, and today was the mile. And you […]

At What Age Was I Supposed to Stop Using Axe Body Wash?

I was never an Axe body spray guy. I am aware it’s something that is scoffed at by the masses, but that’s not me. I’ve always been very open-minded about what kind of perfumes and deodorants people use. It just always seemed like an extravagance, and I’m more of a simple man. I don’t need […]

Apparently You Can Tame a Wild Rabbit

As opposed to a domesticated rabbit. It doesn’t matter how I stumbled upon this information. All that matters is that I stumbled. Now the first thing that comes up when you perform the search that I performed on google dot com is this: Wild cottontails cannot be kept as pets or education animals because of this; they are […]

Today in Commercials I Hate

Rocket Mortgage brings us today’s gem folks. OK, I’ll bite. How dumb is this guy? I am incapable of understanding the stupidity this man demonstrated. Even if you actually thought there was money inside your walls, would you just take a god damn hammer to your walls? No, because you have at minimum a semi-functional […]