A trip to Walgreens was in the cards this morning. I needed to pick up some magic toothpaste for the youth. No problem, I’ll just go to the drive-thru. From my experience, that’s typically the route that leads to the least amount of human interaction. I get there and there are four cars in line […]
These are the football games I’ll be watching this weekend. Friday 7:00 PM – FacebookEllsworth Panthers vs. Somerset Spartans – I have no rooting interest in this one. I’m leaning Ellsworth. Saturday 11:00 AM – FoxOregon Ducks @ Ohio State Buckeyes – Football. 6:00 PM – FS1Wisconsin Badgers vs. Eastern Michigan Eagles – I was […]
I’ve long believed that Andrew Luck stood in a class of his own when it came to the sheer dorkiness of his laugh. Then I watched this season of Hard Knocks (terrible season by the way). And we now have a challenger: Ezekiel Elliott. The challengers: Andrew Luck Ezekiel Elliott OK, not the greatest montages […]
Including using this thing. Have you ever wanted a device to suck the snot out of someone’s nose? Then boy do I have the product for you. I know what you’re thinking, there must be more to this thing. There is not. You stick one end in the baby’s nose. You stick the other end […]
American tennis legend, Reilly Opelka, was fined $10,000 by the US Open the other day. For this: Yes. He was fined for his bag. Not because it was pink. Or it was the wrong kind of bag. Or because the logo on it was too big… oh, no wait, that was why. The words “Time […]
Toyota lost my business a long time ago, but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge them anymore. I will never buy a Toyota for as long as I live which I hope is a long time. Which brings me to this thing. I don’t know who I hate more, the kid, or the parents. I’ll make […]
As I sat there at half time of the Hurricanes game that they are losing 27-3, and after the Badgers rolled around in the muck for three and a half hours before losing at home, it has become clear: it’s time for these schools to switch to Nike. I now what you’re thinking: “Of course […]
This blog is just me making all-time football teams now. There was no Wisconsin Badger version of Campus Legends, so I’m just creating this one. I guarantee this one would be better than whatever they put together too. Offensive line was probably the toughest, I could basically just draw names from a hat. If I […]
The other day my buddy showed me EA’s latest attempt at making Madden enjoyable: Campus Legends (for a limited time). Basically you can play as certain college teams with rosters comprised of legends. Makes sense. The initial list I saw had six teams. None of which were the Miami Hurricanes. I about lost my mind. […]
Last weekend the boys and I watched a lot of football. It was mostly high school games and Bishop Sycamore, but they were high quality and Bishop Sycamore. Rabun County out of Georgia was playing in one of the games, and their QB is a highly rated recruit in the class of 2022. His name […]
Not One to Brag 