It’s Been a Big Weekend for Cats at Football Games

I have always felt there should be more cats at football games. And early into this NFL Sunday, I am even more resolute in this belief. First we have this story of intrigue, drama, and patriotism out of Miami. Incredible bravery from that cat. Incredible heroism from that man. Incredible. And then we have, well, […]

I’ve Got Beef With the Tooth Fairy

Yesterday, sometime in the afternoon, the middle child stopped with a gasp. The missus had a look of shock on her face. I went over to look: he had blood on his lip and a hole in his mouth. “I lost my tooth.” Sure enough, there’s his tooth in is hand. It wasn’t really that […]

Patience is a Virtue

A trip to Walgreens was in the cards this morning. I needed to pick up some magic toothpaste for the youth. No problem, I’ll just go to the drive-thru. From my experience, that’s typically the route that leads to the least amount of human interaction. I get there and there are four cars in line […]

I Would Do Anything for Love

Including using this thing. Have you ever wanted a device to suck the snot out of someone’s nose? Then boy do I have the product for you. I know what you’re thinking, there must be more to this thing. There is not. You stick one end in the baby’s nose. You stick the other end […]

Big Problems at the US Open

American tennis legend, Reilly Opelka, was fined $10,000 by the US Open the other day. For this: Yes. He was fined for his bag. Not because it was pink. Or it was the wrong kind of bag. Or because the logo on it was too big… oh, no wait, that was why. The words “Time […]