Most Prolific Football Players Ever

From about the end of August until about now, I’ve been on a pretty big football kick. Maybe it’s the weather? We’ll probably never figure out the answer, but I’ve watched a lot of football (the real reason I started a different job, I don’t care about my family). I’ve watched high school, college, NFL, […]

Holy Matrimony

I originally wrote this last year to make it easier for me to relive my wedding day. If people wanted to read it, who am I to prevent them that joy? So here I am, re-sharing this story, as I will continue to do until the end of time. Editor’s note: It is now just […]

The Legend That Was Norm Macdonald

Today we learned that comedic legend Norm Macdonald passed away after coming to a draw with cancer after nine years. It may not come as a surprise to you that I enjoy funny things and funny people. Norm was one of those people. I’ve never sat and thought about who my favorite comedian is because […]

Succession Is Officially on It’s Way Back

It’s official: Succession is coming back next month. Succession is probably my favorite show on TV right now. Even though I hate half of the people (because of incompetence, not the narcissistic malevolence), I just can’t get enough of it. It just so happens that I’m in the middle of a rewatch because that’s what […]

So That Was Brutal, Huh?

Hey guys, I’m back with completely emotional and uninformed reactions to the Packers game. Let get into it! Defense I heard a lot this offseason about how great new Defensive Coordinator Joe Barry was. Great energy guy. Always bringing the energy. Maybe we should try bringing that energy to the games? Just a thought. No […]

It’s Been a Big Weekend for Cats at Football Games

I have always felt there should be more cats at football games. And early into this NFL Sunday, I am even more resolute in this belief. First we have this story of intrigue, drama, and patriotism out of Miami. Incredible bravery from that cat. Incredible heroism from that man. Incredible. And then we have, well, […]

I’ve Got Beef With the Tooth Fairy

Yesterday, sometime in the afternoon, the middle child stopped with a gasp. The missus had a look of shock on her face. I went over to look: he had blood on his lip and a hole in his mouth. “I lost my tooth.” Sure enough, there’s his tooth in is hand. It wasn’t really that […]

Patience is a Virtue

A trip to Walgreens was in the cards this morning. I needed to pick up some magic toothpaste for the youth. No problem, I’ll just go to the drive-thru. From my experience, that’s typically the route that leads to the least amount of human interaction. I get there and there are four cars in line […]