At What Age Was I Supposed to Stop Using Axe Body Wash?

I was never an Axe body spray guy. I am aware it’s something that is scoffed at by the masses, but that’s not me. I’ve always been very open-minded about what kind of perfumes and deodorants people use. It just always seemed like an extravagance, and I’m more of a simple man. I don’t need […]

Apparently You Can Tame a Wild Rabbit

As opposed to a domesticated rabbit. It doesn’t matter how I stumbled upon this information. All that matters is that I stumbled. Now the first thing that comes up when you perform the search that I performed on google dot com is this: Wild cottontails cannot be kept as pets or education animals because of this; they are […]

Today in Commercials I Hate

Rocket Mortgage brings us today’s gem folks. OK, I’ll bite. How dumb is this guy? I am incapable of understanding the stupidity this man demonstrated. Even if you actually thought there was money inside your walls, would you just take a god damn hammer to your walls? No, because you have at minimum a semi-functional […]

True Growth as a Father

The other day I had an epiphany: soon I won’t have to rely solely on dad jokes. I can now add Father of the Bride quotes to the repertoire (unironically). I’m very excited. Here are some examples of the things you can come to expect from me for the rest of my life. “For two […]

Today in Commercials I Hate

Hey guys, it’s Nick again, and here’s another dumbass commercial. You know what’s really in right now? Quality. But there are many kinds of qualities. So what quality is most important? I’m glad you asked. Quality in quality. You don’t want just regular quality. It needs to be the quality kind. Quality, if you will. […]