Halloween Is Cool. Trick-Or-Treating Sucks.

The title says it all, but I’ll elaborate for you. Halloween is cool. I like it just fine. It’s not my favorite holiday (May Day), but it’s pretty sweet. For starters, if I don’t clean the cobwebs outside of my door, they just become decorations for like a month. Speaking of decorations: jack-o-lanterns. Those are […]

Never a Doubt

What a ride. Holy shit. I’m on cloud nine right now. I can’t even talk about how god awful the refs were tonight. I can’t even talk about how miserable our defense was. OK I guess I can a little bit. The first half wasn’t even close. 17-0 but it felt like 50-0. Then the […]

Grading the Baby After One Month

I’ve been a father of three for about a month now. There were a lot of unknowns going into number three: What’s life going to be like with a third kid? Do I remember anything about babies? What vehicle are we going to buy? Daycare. When can I start buying hockey equipment? You know, the […]

Most Prolific Football Players Ever

From about the end of August until about now, I’ve been on a pretty big football kick. Maybe it’s the weather? We’ll probably never figure out the answer, but I’ve watched a lot of football (the real reason I started a different job, I don’t care about my family). I’ve watched high school, college, NFL, […]

Holy Matrimony

I originally wrote this last year to make it easier for me to relive my wedding day. If people wanted to read it, who am I to prevent them that joy? So here I am, re-sharing this story, as I will continue to do until the end of time. Editor’s note: It is now just […]