One of the more challenging questions ever posed to humanity. We’ve all thought about it, now it’s time for some answers. Or just one I guess.

No features; main artist only. I did extensive research and found a handful of songs that I recognized. Onward and upward!

Billy Ray

Achy Breaky Heart – banger

Miley

The Climb – banger

Malibu – banger

Party in the USA – banger

Won’t Stop – Bangerz

Wrecking Ball – Bangerz

Noah

No bangerz from Noah. I thought we might have something with “I Got So High That I Saw Jesus,” but no, no we don’t.

Trace/Metro Station

Shake It – Shock of my life that this band featured Trace Cyrus whom I definitely knew existed before writing this. Also, banger.

With all due respect to Miley and her extensive list of Bangerz, this was all just a ruse. There was always only one answer: the man, the myth, the mullet. Billy Ray. Achy Breaky Heart. I couldn’t imagine less effort put into a music video though.