Oh wow, no shit. Stats on stats on stats.
“But I don’t know what that all means, Nick.”
It means you’re the MVP. That’s not news.
Uhh, engaged? Fiancé? Now that’s news. Much like most news, I don’t really care about it, but it’s news. Aaron Rodgers avoiding trade talk and dropping this bomb from the clouds:
So Aaron is going to marry Shailene Woodley, star of that one TV show, that one movie, and also that other movie. This has very little impact on my day-to-day life, but after slumming it with Olivia Munn, Danica Patrick, and other people I’m sure, the man finally deserves some happiness in his life.