There has been a lot of monolith talk going on lately. I would say probably even more than usual. What are these things? Where did they come from? Where did they go? This led to the natural conclusion that this is the work of aliens. Obviously humans couldn’t do this.
Clearly the work of extraterrestrials. UFOs aside, many people believe aliens have had a significant impact on our world: the Nazca Lines, those giant heads at Easter Island, and of course the Pyramids of Giza. That’s all well and good, but what have you done for me lately?
Well I’ll tell you what: monster trucks. Pyramids are cool and all, but there’s no way mankind could manipulate physics enough to create the Grave Digger. You watch this video and tell me with a straight face that some green dudes didn’t walk through a Stargate and hand deliver this technology to us.
Further evidence of alien witchcraft.
Definitive proof of intelligent life beyond our planet. This should also assuage any fear that aliens would ever come and try some War of the Worlds type shenanigans with us. These are peace-bearing individuals. But hey aliens, would it kill you to create some kind of candle that burns evenly? We haven’t figured it out yet and could definitely use some help. Thanks.