As I ran down my stairs in sandals with what could only be described as world-class speed, I thought, “Wow, you’re still really good at this.” It got me thinking. So here’s a list of things at which I am elite. In no particular order:

• running down stairs
• clicking my tongue loudly
• spitting great distances
• ignoring people
• yelling
• loving too much
• buying things with Swooshes on them
• overpromising/underdelivering
• figuring out which kids are going to lose on MasterChef Junior

Stay tuned for the list of things at which I am almost elite.