As I ran down my stairs in sandals with what could only be described as world-class speed, I thought, “Wow, you’re still really good at this.” It got me thinking. So here’s a list of things at which I am elite. In no particular order:
- running down stairs
- clicking my tongue loudly
- spitting great distances
- ignoring people
- yelling
- loving too much
- buying things with Swooshes on them
- overpromising/underdelivering
- figuring out which kids are going to lose on MasterChef Junior
Stay tuned for the list of things at which I am almost elite.
