A Comprehensive List of Things at Which I am Elite

As I ran down my stairs in sandals with what could only be described as world-class speed, I thought, “Wow, you’re still really good at this.” It got me thinking. So here’s a list of things at which I am elite. In no particular order:

  • running down stairs
  • clicking my tongue loudly
  • spitting great distances
  • ignoring people
  • yelling
  • loving too much
  • buying things with Swooshes on them
  • overpromising/underdelivering
  • figuring out which kids are going to lose on MasterChef Junior

Stay tuned for the list of things at which I am almost elite.

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