I have no intention of doing this regularly, but I kind of painted myself into a corner last week. So we have Good Charlotte this time around.

I have to say, I’m really glad these guys didn’t fall into the trappings that they sing about here. Dating a 16-year-old Hilary Duff who is eight years your junior is totally normal. Marrying Cameron Diaz and/or Nicole Richie is completely realistic for Joe Blow down the street. Plus it’s not like those ladies are rich or famous. You know what, don’t let me bring you down Joel and Benji, cause girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.