Godzilla vs. Kong is the upcoming fourth movie in the *checks notes* “Legendary MonsterVerse.” They include a Godzilla movie, a King Kong movie, and another Godzilla movie, one of which I have not seen (the second Godzilla one). Here’s the trailer. I mean that was about what I expected. CGI monster fighting extravaganza. Is Godzilla […]
Did the Packers deserve to win? No. Is that going to stop me from burning down my neighborhood? Of course not. I could bitch and moan about a lot of things. But I won’t. I’m very mature. Just know that this football game has caused me great personal anguish. No questions at this time. Thank […]
Do I really need to say much more? Packer hero. Definition of shutdown in his prime. A couple of highlights. Side note: Tramon Williams. Nick Collins. Charles Woodson. Jesus we were spoiled. Glad to have you back, Tramon. Go Pack Go.
I run a tight ship around here. When I say “jump,” my kids say “in a minute.” So when I say it’s time for school, rest assured we’ll get there eventually. Here’s what that looked like yesterday (this could be literally any day). The setting: the boys are playing knee hockey in the basement, the […]
As far as I’m concerned, twitter is good for two things: sports and funny people. Here’s a great example of both of those things coming together. The bad part about twitter is that in the worst of times it’s a cesspool, and in the best of times it’s still pretty full of shit. This isn’t […]
Personally, I get a certain image in my head. If it wasn’t for the magic of film and television, I couldn’t describe it because there’s nothing high class about the way I eat. I picture lavish meals, expensive suits, and power brokers making the world go ’round. Something like Succession. Or maybe a little Steak […]
Late last night a story broke about New York Mets GM Jared Porter sending “explicit, unsolicited texts and images to a female reporter in 2016.” He has since been fired, hence the title. Everyone knows the kind of pics he was sending need to be solicited, not unsolicited. But I’m not here to talk about […]
Widely expected to be one of the worst teams in the NHL this season, the Ducks get their first win of the season in game three. Anaheim started their season with a 5-2 loss to the Golden Knights, a 2-1 loss in overtime to Vegas, and now a 1-0 win against the vaunted Minnesota Wild. […]
Why? Because I hate this commercial. I’m more of a Ford guy anyway, but I don’t understand the thought process behind making this shit. Let’s dig in, shall we? As far as I can tell, there is a proud Toyota owner taking three of his friends to some concert. How kind of him. Probably made […]
After Alabama snuffed out THE Ohio State University for yet another National Championship, the internet and the TV talking heads had a question: Is Alabama being so great bad for college football? Uhh, I’m gonna have to vehemently disagree. Time for a good ol’ Nick (Millis) investigation. Let’s compare the NFL and college football during […]
